Friday, September 26, 2008

Winner for Best Motion Picture Goes to....

We are still in the bedroom with this topic today. This is for all you young self proclaimed producers and directors. Some of you are so proud of your work that you have started a little collection series. From the make-up and outfits to the lighting, everything is done by you and your “actor”. The best part of the whole thing is you get to star in your own production! I am talking to those talent individuals and their home-made sex tapes! Sex tapes seem like the thing to do now-a-days. Although, I have never made one, I find them hilarious!

In Hollywood, sex tapes will change a person life. Like seriously, who is Paris Hilton before the sex tape? Ok, so Kim Kardashian is bad, this is a given fact, but who told Ray J that a sex tape with her would help his thug R&B image? His latest cd gets 2 thumbs down and a slap in the face to the manager for allowing the cd to even hit stores. Turns out the sex tape did wonders for both of them though. Marketing 101 to the fullest. How many people do you think tuned in to watch Kim’s reality TV show when it first aired? I know you don’t think it was because people actually care about her life. On the other side, Ray J didn’t sell cd’s but he definitely has a rep in the streets now amongst the women. It’s not quite the same for us common folks.

Make a sex tape, why not? See if anyone really cares. That doesn’t mean showing your boys/girls your tape and trying to get them to buy it. I would smack all the Napoleon Dynamite lisp out my mans mouth if he did that, like really. I probably wouldn’t mind “directing” my own sex tape. It might spice up things. Everything is all good until your child puts in a DVD of what she thinks is Snow White, because you burn all your DVD’s illegally and they don’t have titles, and she/he finds mommy and daddy dressed up like cops and robbers. Now you have to explain what pin the tail on Ms. Officer is to your daughter/son. What is this excitement about sex tapes? How normal is making sex tapes? A better question, what the hell is the point? I know you don’t plan on sitting down on the couch with a bucket of popcorn and actually watching it like a regular movie. Maybe you do, you freak!!! Lol You do the math!!

Be productive, be persistent, be prudent!

WORD OF THE DAY!!!

pacificator - peacemaker: somebody who makes peace or effects a compromise between opposing factions

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